| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
This soft, durable tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek message that reads like a parental warning and a smile all at once. It’s built from sturdy, midweight cotton with a classic crew neck and relaxed fit, so it sits comfortably during school runs, playground patrols, or weekend errands. The front print uses high-contrast, readable type with a heavier-weight word at the bottom for emphasis — a design that speaks plainly and playfully. Wear it alone or layer under a jacket; it’s the kind of shirt that sparks knowing laughs from other parents and makes a statement without saying too much. Machine-washable and resilient, it keeps its shape and print through regular wear, so the joke stays sharp.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors — medium-weight 180 g/m² for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for a clean, long-lasting fit
- Direct-to-Garment + Direct-to-Film printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve graphics
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for scratch-free comfort and reduced stretching
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; manufactured in Nicaragua with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
